Homes for sale - 25492 Rancho Barona Road, Ramona, CA 92065

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Demi Fox

demifox4re@gmail.com +1(805) 490-1401

Listed by Tim Barker • LPT Realty

$ 1,650,000

Est. payment | -/mo

4 Beds

4 Baths

2,508 SqFt

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$ 1,650,000

Est. payment | -/mo

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4 Beds

4 Baths

2,508 SqFt

Key Details

Property Type Single Family Home

Sub Type Single Family Residence

Listing Status Pending

Purchase Type For Sale

Square Footage 2,508 sqft

Price per Sqft $657

MLS Listing ID 8N-2502561

Style Ranch

Bedrooms 4

Full Baths 3

Half Baths 1

Year Built 2002

Lot Size 4.220 Acres

Property Sub-Type Single Family Residence

Property Description

PROPERTY OVERVIEW: Prepare to be utterly disappointed by this so-called "paradise" sprawled over a measly 4.22 acres in the heart of nowhere. This 4-bedroom, 3.5 bathroom atrocity boasts approximately 2,500 square feet of pure regret. *****FEATURES YOU'LL DESPISE: *** BASKETBALL COURT: A brand-new court that practically guarantees missed shots. Even our agent couldn't sink a basket. *** FRONT DOOR: An obnoxiously large 6' x 9' glass pivot door that screams "Look at me!" *** POOL: A so-called "spectacular" pool that's more eyesore than oasis. *** BARN TURNED SHOP: We ruined a perfectly good barn to create a massive shop space. No horses allowed; just your boring work truck and storage. *** PRIMARY BATHROOM: Features a two-person shower and a standalone bathtub, because who doesn't love wasting water? *** NATURAL LIGHT OVERLOAD: Huge skylights flood the home with unwanted sunlight. *** WOOD-BURNING FIREPLACE: An outdated heating method that requires actual manual labor. *** MATCHY-MATCHY INTERIOR: Matching cabinets and countertops throughout the house for those who lack imagination. *** OUTDOOR AMENITIES: An outdoor bathroom with a shower next to the pool and an outdoor kitchen, because walking inside is just too much effort. *** EXCESSIVE LAND: Over 4 acres with the potential to build an ADU, inviting more people to invade your space. *** SOLAR PANELS: PAID LG solar panels that eliminate your electricity bill. Who wants free power anyway? *** PRIVATE WELL: A 10,000-gallon holding tank ensures you'll never pay for city water again. How dreadful. *****Price: We're asking an absurdly high price to ensure this property remains unsold. *****Contact Information: Please refrain from reaching out. But if you must, contact our agent who is reluctantly handling this listing. *****Disclaimer: All descriptions are drenched in sarcasm. In reality, this property is a rare gem waiting for the right owner to appreciate its unique offerings.

Location

State CA

County San Diego

Area 92065 - Ramona

Zoning R-1:SINGLE FAM-RES

Interior

Interior Features Built-In Features, Ceiling Fan(s), High Ceilings, Recessed Lighting, Kitchen Island, Quartz Counters, Remodeled Kitchen, Self-Closing Cabinet Doors, Self-Closing Drawers

Heating Central

Cooling Central Air, Dual, See Remarks

Flooring Vinyl, See Remarks

Fireplaces Type Living Room

Laundry Individual Room, Inside

Exterior

Exterior Feature Barbeque Private, Lighting, Rain Gutters

Garage Spaces 3.0

Pool Private, In Ground

Community Features Biking, Foothills, Hiking, Horse Trails, Rural

Utilities Available Electricity Connected, Propane

View Y/N Yes

View Hills

Building

Lot Description Front Yard, Irregular Lot, Level with Street, 2-5 Units/Acre, Back Yard

Sewer Conventional Septic

Others

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1464 Madera Rd N. Suite 253, Valley, CA, 93065

25492 Rancho Barona Road Ramona, CA 92065